A guy with that much candy and not fat can only lead to one conclusion. He's a pedophile.
Koji has been waiting for this!
Edit: that 6% number seemed pretty high as well so I looked it up. I found this which says that 7.6% of Americans have trouble walking a quarter mile. I guess this one might be true.
When discussing sociology and the way classes and groups of people interact and benefit from certain institutions or facts, then privilege is actually meaningful.